Saturday, 2 August 2008


CBA to wirte about it since no one comes on here but i expect Gem and Stacey will be in no hurry to forget it!

It was MEGA!
And will be engrained in my mind for a long longgg time!

Loves it!

Mwah xxx

(ps i will really write about it when i have time to put the piccies up too! someone might have been on by 2010 to look!)

Saturday, 7 June 2008

Lindsey's Big Night


Hey Lindsey, just wanted to say you were amazing and we're all really proud of you!

It's pretty ballsy to stand up and sing to a room full of strangers so well done love!!

You totally put all us singstar wannabes to shame!


Lots of Love



Saturday, 17 May 2008

Stacey and Gemma: 18!!!!!1

Hey guys, so psyched for me and Gem's bday.

Just to let y'all know, that our Bowman meal is on Wednesday 28th May, meet there at around 7:00???? Let us know if you're all good for it.

Love you guys :)

Sunday, 11 May 2008

Kim's 18th


Hey guys - it's Kim ... yet agaaaaaain.

Here are some of Lindsey's pictures from kim's 18th

Gem lookin' Fly!

Me & Stacey with cutiepie Josh

(i'd so have a quicky with him!)

Stacey, Gem and the birthday girl herself

Lindsey & Mark

(Don't drink & drive kids!)

The Super Duper Stacey & Lovely Jubley Lindsey


Even more awwwww

Looking a bit sloshed

Yeah it finished a bit too early for the liking of us party animals but it was a good night :)



Saturday, 19 April 2008

Singstar at the SRS mansion
(aka my house)

Hey guys. It's kimboobs here! I thought it might be nice to put Liz's piccies up from the singstar session at ma' crib! :)

Hopefully we'll do it again soon with Staceyyyy :) and have a garden party too and piss my neighbours off! :) YEY

So anyway, here's some of the pictures courtesy of Lizmebob :) (thanks duck!)

Embracing nature in the park

Gettin' Sweaty on Singstar



Thanks again to Liz for the lovely snapshots!

Looking forward to introducing Stacey to the next SRS singstar experience :)


An Educational Story of Faith and Religion
Kim Nicholson presents .....

The Origin of Mayism


The Birth of SRS

(Secretly Religious Sluts)

Creation began when the all wise, all knowing, all sexy holy one, Hugh Mayor, spawned five disciples out of his vagina.

Covered in Hugh's blood, amniotic fluid and vaginal juices, but full of faith, all were to become followers of Mayism.

They formed into a strong religious sect that became known as the SRS - a group entirely subordinate to their leader and his sacred greasy moustache. Of the five disciples, Hugh's favourite was Liz. For Liz, the powers of Hugh's seduction were overwhelming and exerted so much sexual tension that leader and follower sinned to become sugar daddy and sex slave.

After an enchanting night together, Hugh crowned Liz his Goddess and the two became joint mother and father of Mayism.

The four remaining followers, Gemma, Kim, Lindsey and Stacey, remained loyal to their God and new Goddess.

They took sanction in the Secret Room, their shelter, their livelihood and above all their temple.

Isolation from the outside world became imminent as they said no to Primark boots, teatowel scarves and crappy music.

As mayism progressed, outsiders tried to convert to the religion, and when rejected, made futile attempts to infiltrate the secret room - but the sea of blue chairs and blackboard barricade were simply impenetrable. SRS were safe in their temple.

As summer drew closer, the year anniversary of Mayism was marked with a Secret Room celebration and offerings of party rings and chocolate cake!

SRS departed the temple and spent 6 weeks in a state of religious meditation.

Back again now, and dedicated to a second year of their cult religion ...

... The Story Continues

Thursday, 6 March 2008

...and then there were five

It began as a concept. Something so weak and meaningless. Numerous outsiders were welcomed, but consequently that never felt right. Playing Twister, listening to shite music and general chit chat were the basics.

The Secret Room Society was born (we estimate) in September/October 2006. It was something fun, to while away the dull hours of AS level study. It's since become a phenomenon and the days of free-for-alls are long gone. Now there's just five of us. The best of friends- Gemma Hardstaff, Stacey Hardstaff, Lindsey Knight, Kim Nicholson and Liz Simpson. This blog is a special recognition of unity, friendship and resilience.

Love you guys :)